S2EP08 - The Mistake

House: She's over-reacting. 
House: 她反应过度了。

Wilson: You snuck into her shrink's office and read her private  file. When Nixon did that, he got impeached. 
Wilson: 你潜入她的心理医生的办公室并且读了她的私人档案。尼克松也这样做过，他被弹劾了。

House: So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral sex with  an intern either? 
House: 你是说我被禁止让实习医生们给我KJ么？

Wilson: [scores a coin in House's hands] Yes! And yes. 
Wilson: [把一枚硬币射入house的手中] 耶！是的。

（不知道大家怎么想，反正我是觉得这段相当暧昧……Wilson在管LP了……哈哈，然后接下来房子大叔把硬币弹到Wilson身上，W闭眼的那个样子也是相当可爱）

[省略省略]

Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn't you fire him? 
Stacy: 如果Chase真的犯了这么严重的错误，你为什么不辞退他呢？

House: He has great hair. 
House: 他的头发非常好看。

Stacy: [grabbing on to House's arm to stop him from walking  away] What are you hiding? 
Stacy: [抓住House的胳膊组织他继续走] 你在隐藏什么？

House: I'm gay. Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain  a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with  sneakers... 
House: 我是同性恋。哦，这不是你想听到的。这解释了我很多行为。没有女朋友，总是和Wilson在一起，受不了有人跟踪。

（这是他的原话，我保证我没有做任何加工= =）

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S2EP09 - Deception

House: Kinda digging this whole “Foreman in charge” thing.  Frees me up to watch my soaps, catch a movie in the afternoon, have lunch with you… 
House: 有点接受“Foreman做主”这件事了。让我有时间看肥皂剧，下午还能看看电影，中午和你一起吃午饭。

(我要强调一下这里的一个小场景，太有爱了~~~~House从柜台上随手拿了个口香糖之类的东东，然后指指Wilson让他付钱。Wilson叹了口气，然后就老老实实地付钱了。之后House还直接拿走了找零，Wilson看了一眼也没说什么。别告诉好友之间都是这么相处的~~~~~)

Wilson: Yeah, that’s a big change for you. 
Wilson: 是啊，对你而言可真是不小的变化。

(这句是反话，意味着两人本来就经常一起吃午饭)


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S2EP10 - Failure To Communicate

Wilson本来在饭厅里面倾听一个女护士讲她的遭遇，然后接到了房子大叔的电话。

Wilson: Uhhh... [looks at the caller ID] Excuse me. [picks up the phone] Hello. 
Wilson: 呃……[看了一下显示的姓名] 不好意思。[接电话] 喂！

[Scene cuts to House sitting in the airport, it's snowing heavily outside] 
[镜头切换到House，他正身处机场，外面下了很大的雪]

House: Hey honey, how are the kids? They miss me?
House: Hey 宝贝，孩子们怎么样？他们想我么？

（太甜蜜了~~~~~~~让我妄想下他俩的小孩）

Wilson: [hands the nurse a tissue and gets out of the booth he’s seated in] This may take a minute. 
Wilson: [递给护士一张纸巾然后起身] 这可能得花点时间。

（让我赞叹下，Dr. Wilson再次抛下手边的一切事物，只为了一个人——House，哦耶！！）

[省略]

House: Ok, I gotta hang up. They're probably trying to reach me. 
House: 好了，我得挂了。他们可能正给我打呢。

Wilson: You don't have call waiting? 
House: 你没有呼叫等待么？

House: I'm hanging up on you now. 
House: 我现在要挂了。

Wilson: its five dollars a month
Wilson: 每个月才5块钱。

[House直接挂断了]

(这段也很有意思，House的任性以及Wilson的恋恋不舍都表现出来了，哈)

【省略】

接下来，小鸭子们打不通House的电话。只有Wilson知道是House的手机没电了，而他又忘记充电，而他也知道打给Stacy来联系House，以免House错过了病人的最新病情。Yes, he knows everythings about House!


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S2EP11 - Need To Know

[House walks into hospital, steps aside for an old lady, and is whistling.] 
[House步入医院，避让了一位老妇人，还吹着口哨]

Cuddy: He's actually on time. 
Cuddy: 他可真准时。

Wilson: He's six minutes early. 
Wilson: 还早了6分钟。

Cuddy: Something's happened. 
Cuddy: 一定有什么事情发生了。

Wilson: I'm on it. [goes after House] 
Wilson: 交给我吧。[跟着House]

(多么的理所当然啊。P.S. Wilson也很八卦啊，囧)

[House发现了Wilson, Wilson微笑着迎向他] （笑容很迷人）

House: Morning, Jimmy. 
House: 早安，Jimmy.

（啊啊，真喜欢House这么称呼Wilson）

Wilson: Did -- did you iron your shirt? 
Wilson: 你还熨了你的衬衫？

（一眼就看出来了……）

[省略]

（Wilson知道Stacy亲了House后，勃然大怒，直接冲到Stacy的办公室质问她。）

Wilson [enters]: What the hell did you do?  Were you just cold and lonely? 
Wison: 见鬼你到底做了什么？你是不是又冷又寂寞？

Stacy [sighs]: Course he told you, he's an 8-year-old boy. 
Stacy [叹气]: 当然他会告诉你了，他只是个8岁的小男孩。

Wilson: Hey, you're the one who kissed him. 
Wilson: Hey, 是你亲他的。

Stacy: Why are you so worked up over this? 
Stacy: 为什么你这么激动？

（问得好！）

Wilson: The last time you left, I was the one stuck picking up the pieces. 
Wilson:  你上次离开他的时候，是我在这儿收拾残局的。

Stacy: Oh right.  He cried himself to sleep every night.  That so sounds like him. 
Stacy: 好吧，他每天晚上都哭着入睡。这可真像他的作风。

Wilson: He's been *pining* for five years! 
Wilson: 他痛苦了五年了！

Stacy: You're being dramatic. 
Stacy: 你太夸张了！

Wilson: No.  Actually, I'm underplaying.  This is me being restrained. 
Wilson: 不，事实上，我还往轻了说呢。我已经在极力克制了。

（Wilson在这里道出了我的心声。我超讨厌Stacy，如果你不能给House温暖，就不要给他希望。）

[省略]

[Wilson's office]
[Wilson的办公室] 

House [tries door, then knocks]: I know you're in there.  I can hear you caring. 
House [拧了拧门把手，接着开始敲门]: 我知道你在里面。我能听到你在担心。

[no answer, he goes around to the balcony, comes in that door, startling Wilson] 
[没有应答，他从自己办公室到阳台上，然后跨过护栏到了Wilson办公室这边，从那里的门进来]

（House虽然瘸了，但是身手还是很矫健，我一点都不担心了。）

House: The door was locked. 
House: 那门锁上了。

Wilson: Means I didn't want to see anyone. 
Wilson: 意味着我不想见任何人。

Wilson: Now lock that door, too.
Wilson: 现在把那个门也锁起来。

House: Paranoia. 
House: 偏执狂。


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S2EP12 - DISTRACTIONS

本剧的前1/4 Wilson一直没有出现，但是一出现就带来了粉红。

House穿着一身很奇怪的行头在听Dr. Weber的讲座。Wilson走进大厅并且坐到他的旁边，盯着House看。

Wilson: You've never been to one of these things in your life, who is this guy? 
Wilson: 你一辈子都没来参加过这种东西，这家伙是谁？

（表情超级严肃，我不禁滴嗅到了一些醋味。）

House: [shrugs] No idea. 
House:  [耸耸肩] 不知道。

Wilson: What's with the outfit? 
Wilson: 干嘛穿这身衣服？

House: Sudden chills, and light sensitivity. Inexplicable. 
House: 突然畏寒怕光。无法解释。

[省略省略]

接下来House为了证明Weber的药没有效，拿自己做了试验，结果导致严重的偏头痛。

Wilson来找他，很生气地在门口叉起了腰。

House想去拿咖啡呗，Wilson建议他喝水，House不干，Wilson就直接把咖啡杯拿走然后倒了杯水给他。但是Wilson明显生气了，非常生气，故意大声说话并搞出一大堆噪声来气House。House难得滴服软。看来小W不是不会发飙，真发起火来也是治得了House的。

（插句话，三只小鸭子蹲在House的沙发前看着他的样子也是超级可爱啊）


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S2EP13 - Skin Deep

本集House的腿疼得厉害，又是Wilson在他一进医院的时候就迎上去，担心紧张表露无疑。

[省略省略]

House 被 Cameron 的话给惹毛了，他看见Wilson经过便大喊一声：Wilson!

Wilson停下来并等着他。无奈但是心甘情愿。

而House，在他的小鸭子面前都不承认他需要帮助，只在Wilson面前说：I need your help.

[Wilson给House做核磁共振]

Wilson (as God): House this is God.
Wilson (装上帝): House，我是上帝。

House: Look, I’m a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
House: 你看，我现在有点忙。做检查的时候不能说话。你周四有空么？

Wilson (as God): Let me check; aw, I got a plague. What about Friday? 
Wilson (装上帝): 让我看看，哦，我要去对付一个瘟疫。周五如何？

（于是House笑了，笑得很好看^ ^）


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S2EP14 - SEX KILLS

1. House看见Wilson在和一个护士谈话，于是便打断了他们。

2. 片子的末尾，Wilson的妻子有了外遇，Wilson可怜巴巴滴带着行李来找House，希望在他这儿待上一段时间。

Wilson: Could I stay with you for a few days? 
Wilson: 我能在你这儿待上一段时间么？

House: Want a beer? 
House: 要啤酒么？

[Wilson smiles as he takes his briefcase and walks in and House shuts the door close behind him] 
[Wilson笑着提着他的行李走进来，House在他身后关上了门]

同居生活正式开始~~撒花！！


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S2EP15 - Clueless

1. House在赖床，Wilson在洗漱，虽说House有点耐不住噪音，但是不可否认这种生活很有家庭气氛。

2. House在诊疗科狂饮咖啡，结果被Chase小猫奚落，看来两只同居的事已是众所周知了。

Chase: He didn’t get his beauty sleep.  Wilson’s moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails. 
Chase: 他没睡好。Wilson搬到他那了，而且显示是制造出不少噪音。

3. 虽说House表面上不承认，Wilson做的东西却好吃的让他直舔勺子，而Wilson也看出来了。

4. 接下来我必须说Wilson真的是很腹黑……故意做各种各样的好吃的却不给House吃，House当然不会管Wilson是否把食物标为自己所有，而我猜Wilson也明白这一点。这就是传说中大叔们的生活小情趣吧。

House: These aren’t pancakes.  These are macadamia nut pancakes. Wilson made them and they’re amazing.
House: 这些不是薄煎饼。这些是澳洲坚果薄煎饼。Wilson做得太好吃了。

[Chase tries to steal a pancake but House slaps his hand away.] 
[Chase试图偷一块薄煎饼，但是House把他的手拍开了。]

(护食护得相当激烈啊，House。那句话是怎么说的来着？要想抓住一个男人的心，就先要抓住他的胃。)

接下来House又偷食了Wilson给自己做的沙拉。

Wilson: Enjoying the salad? 
Wilson: 沙拉好吃么？

House: There’s no lettuce.
House: 没有生菜。

(所谓得了便宜又卖乖就是指House这种了，不过当然，是被Wilson惯出来的~>_<~)

5. Wilson不管House反对，叫来了女仆打扫房间。

6. House理所当然地从冰箱里拿出一份贴了“本食物属于James Wilson”的三明治就啃。

7. House听到住房中介给Wilson的语音留言，看到Wilson在沙发上睡熟了就把留言给删掉了，然后继续大口啃着Wilson做的三明治。(所以你看，他根本就不想让Wilson走。)


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S2EP16 - Safe

继续美好的同居生活

1. House继续明目张胆地吃Wilson做的东西，还用小伎俩逃避刷碗。不过这些都不是重点，重点是House已经喝过的东西，Wilson还是抢回来拿走了，我设想他是准备继续喝，于是，间接接吻。

(说点题外话，这集里面小鸭子们俨然已经被House洗脑了，Everybody lies 深入人心，哈

Chase: So the boyfriend brought in an allergen and is lying about it. 
Cameron: Or the girl snuck out and she's lying about that. 
House: Or the parents are lying about the room being clean. 
Cuddy: These are your big ideas? Somebody's lying? 
House: Hasn't let me down yet. Re-check mom, dad, the girl, the boy, the room and the home. )

2. Wilson坐在台阶上等House“完事”的时候，背景音乐响起：

Pain in my heart, is treating me cold, where can my baby be, lord no one knows...and now the days, has begin to get tough, i say i want you to come back, come back, come back baby, i had enough, ohh

等着等着就坐在门边上睡着了。House慢慢地走出，向门外望望，然后发现了倒在地上的Wilson，看看他的睡颜，然后用拐杖把他弄醒。

其实House根本没有在H，只是为了想想事情，顺便捉弄下Wilson。然后继续得寸进尺地问Wilson要晚饭吃。而Wilson认命地走进厨房去刷本该House刷的碗。

3.
(Scene cuts to House's apartment, House walks in with his biker jacket. Wilson is standing waiting for him, arms crossed over his chest)
(镜头切换到House的公寓，House穿着他的夹克衫走进来。Wilson站着双手环胸地等着他。）

Wilson: You didn't get any messages for me last week, did you?
Wilson: 你上周接没接到我的信息？

House: Nope.
House: 没有。

Wilson: That's funny, guy finally called back. Place I lost? Said he left 3 voicemails.
Wilson: 那可真神了。那人终于打了过来。就是我没租到的那个地方。他说他留了3封语音信息。

House: Gotta pee.
House: 我去撒尿。

Wilson: Which I never got. If that wasn't clear.
Wilson: 可是我一个也没接到。

House: He must be lying. [he hobbles towards the toilet, Wilson follows] You wouldn't want to live with a liar.
House: 他一定在撒谎。[他跛行到厕所，Wilson尾随着他。House上厕所的时候没有关厕所门。]你肯定不愿意和个骗子住在一起。

Wilson: You erased my messages?
Wilson: 你删了我的信息？

House: Yup! Decided I wanted you to stay. Told you that didn't I? [he continues talking to Wilson while he pees]
House: 是的！因为我想让你留下来。我没告诉过你么？[他在”放水“的时候继续同Wilson讲话]

Wilson: You're... miserable, and you're lonely, and you're going to trap me here to keep me every bit as miserable and lonely too [emo moment!]
Wilson: 你又凄惨又寂寞。然后你现在想把我困在这里然后也把我搞得又凄惨又寂寞。

House: Yeah, and you're happy happy happy.
House: 是的，然后你就会非常非常非常快乐了。

[省略]

Wilson: This isn't a college dorm!
Wilson: 这里不是大学宿舍！

House: It could be.
House: 可以是。

Wilson: We're not 18!
Wilson: 我们不是18岁了！

House: So what? What did I do to you? I scammed you into doing the dishes, made you sit on the steps. I didn't kill your puppy. I did not make you miserable.
House: 所以？我对你做什么了？我骗你刷盘子，让你坐在台阶上。我可没杀了你的小狗狗。我没把你弄得惨兮兮的。

Wilson: Oh, so this is therapy?
Wilson: 哦，所以这是一种治疗咯？

House: No... just makes me smile.
House: 不是，只是这样能让我微笑。

Wilson: All right, I'm finding a new place tomorrow.
Wilson: 好吧，我明天去找个新住处。

House: [takes a beer and pops off the lid] Right, but not tonight.
House: [拿出一瓶啤酒并开启瓶盖] 可以，但是不是今晚。

Wilson: Well I figure you wanna shave my eyebrows while I'm asleep I wouldn't want to deprive you of that last smile.
Wilson: 好吧我猜你今晚要趁我睡着的时候刮掉我的眉毛。我不会剥夺你最后的微笑的机会的。

House: You're not going anywhere. You're going to sit on my couch, and depress us both because you just can't admit that it's over with your wife.
House: 你哪也不会去的。你将坐在我的沙发上，把咱俩都弄得沮丧务必，因为你只是不能承认你和你妻子完了。

Wilson: That's right, I'm here on vacation.
Wilson: 太对了，我来这里度假的。

House: You gotten a lawyer yet?
House: 你找律师了么？

Wilson: That's... that's... not...
Wilson: 那个……那个……没

House: You even called one? As long as you're here, it's just a fight. As soon as you get a place, then it's a divorce. Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about. [Wilson suddenly realises House's intentions all along, yay!]
House: 你打过电话了没？你在这儿一天，就只是在打架。你找到个新地方，那就是离婚了。每件事都糟透了，不如找点什么事笑笑。[Wilson终于明白了House的意图。耶！]

[省略]

之后House把在沙发上熟睡的Wilson的手放入一盆水中……据说这可以导致睡着的人尿裤子……

[省略]

后来House在MRI室见到Wilson的时候，Wilson瞪了他一眼，表情非常之耐人寻味。

House: [to Wilson] You're up early.
House: [冲着Wilson]你今天真早啊。

Wilson: Cuddy needed a consult.
Wilson: Cuddy想要个会诊。

[省略省略，期间在大家都不相信House的时候，Wilson帮助House得到了寻找壁虱的时间，而House马上就明白了Wilson的暗语，而在大家都误会了House在电梯间内对女病人做下流的事时，也是Wilson第一时间冲上去组织抓狂的女病人的父亲，这是无条件的信任啊]

[两人走出电梯间，Wilson揉了揉眉头。]

House: Inamrinone was a stupid idea. Unless you wanted me to get that girl in the elevator.
House:  Inamrinone可不是个好主意。除非你想让我在电梯间内绑架这个女孩。

Wilson: Oh, I wouldn't do that. 
Wilson: 我才不会那样做呢。

House: Wouldn't respect you if you did.
House: 即使你那样做了，也没人感谢你。

[随后得意的House手杖断裂趴在了地上，House整个人都震住了。而Wilson走了几步才回头看他]

Wilson: Wow. Looks like somebody filed halfway through your cane while you were sleeping. 
Wilson: 哇哦。看起来像是某人在你睡觉的时候把你的手杖从中间锯开了。

[然后Wilson就径直走开了，而House坐在地上，笑了，又是那个很温柔很sexy的笑容。^ ^ ]

[省略]

(Scene cuts to Wilson watching TV alone on House's couch at night, his leg up on the coffee table)
(镜头切换到夜晚Wilson独自坐在House的沙发上看着电视，并且把脚搭在咖啡桌上)

[House arrives home. He puts his helmet on a chair and walks around to Wilson's side of the couch (instead of just walking in from the other side) where he taps Wilson's legs with his cane (which has been taped up where it broke). Wilson sits up and puts his legs down so that House can walk past to sit at the centre of the couch. They both put their legs back up on the coffee table, completely in sync - an absolutely CUTE scene - and continue to watch the TV. They have the following conversation without glancing at each other even once]
[House回到了家。他把头盔放在一个椅子上，然后故意走到Wilson的那边(而不是从另一边），然后用拐杖碰碰Wilson的腿(他的拐杖断裂的地方缠了厚厚的胶布)。Wilson坐起来并且放下他的腿让House走过去坐在沙发的中间。然后两个人一起把腿放回到咖啡桌上，完全同步，然后继续看电视。然后两人看都不看对方一眼便开始了接下来的对话]

Wilson: I called a divorce lawyer today.
Wilson: 我今天请了个离婚律师。

House: Does that mean you're leaving?
House: 意思是你要搬走么？

Wilson: At some point. [big pause] You might not want to sit exactly there.
Wilson: 有这个意思。[很长的停顿] 你不是真想坐在那儿的。

[House suddenly realises what he might have done that he shouldn't be sitting there. He glances over at Wilson, then takes the pillow Wilson uses and puts that under his arse instead. The boys continue to watch the TV companionably]
[House突然意识到他做了什么以及他不该坐在这儿。他瞄了一眼Wilson，然后把Wilson用的枕头放到了屁股底下。两人继续一起看电视。]

新婚快乐啊~~两位囧

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S2EP17 - All In

1. 首先House和Wilson穿着正装在牌桌前眉来眼去。House叼着雪茄，几乎要把脸凑到Wilson的脸上去了，Wilson扳着一副扑克脸不理他。
2.

昨夜去参加了哥哥的09年生辰庆祝会，时长10个多小时啊，真是有点熬不动了。。。

但是很过瘾啊~~~看到了很多少见的视频片段：

内容：

1、89演唱会特别版本（荣门客栈制作，纪念89演唱会20周年）

2、99年音乐作品 左右情缘 清晰版

3、99年上映之《星月童话》+特别致敬高清花絮

4、跨越九七演唱会

5、生日特别企划视频 

特别惊艳的有《三笑姻缘》，《帝女花香夭》的REMIX版本。放《够了》的时候我和亚亚一直在那里感叹“气场啊，这个气场啊……！”

总而言之，恭祝哥哥生辰快乐！我会永远记得你、支持你、爱你滴！


另外，当当当当~~~~~今天是亚亚和我相识五周年纪念日！热烈撒花~~~~~~大家赶快祝福下~~~~